To protect and ticket
Friday April 11, 2008
By Opinion Editor, Ramela Ohanian
Last Wednesday morning, about 60 truancy tickets were handed out.
The rule is that if a student is not in class between the hours of 8:30 a.m. and 1:30 p.m., that student is automatically truant (this doesn’t mean that you can leave halfway through 5th period though, sorry guys). But, what about the students that are actually coming to school at 8:30, and were not ditching? (more…)
Chruch goes green but to the “xtreme”
Friday April 11, 2008
by staff writer, Yeva Mikaelyan
Hey, you. Yeah, you. You’re going to Hell.
Why? Oh, because you forgot to throw that can away. And you had sex in your car.
Sorry.
Turn left for eternal damnation.
Ridiculous? That’s what I said. (more…)
Same sex education: a big misconception
Friday April 11, 2008
By Staff Writer, Lilit Grigoryan
Maybe sidewalks should be divided, placing men on one side and women on the other.
Maybe grocery stores should have separate, gender-based isles so that each consumer can better concentrate on his or her shopping.
Maybe the whole globe should just separate the hemispheres into black and white, man versus woman status, so that each species can go about their own business and hence concentrate better. (more…)
The paper disappearing act
Wednesday March 19, 2008
One by one, their numbers dwindle down as they are bought out and laid off. Their work and talent goes unseen as industry and greed topple over moral values. In every little nook and cranny they wait in anticipation for an opportunity to shine, but those dreams are soon dulled down. (more…)
Fudge.
Wednesday March 19, 2008
By Opinion Editor, Ramela Ohanian
I wonder how many times you cuss per day. (more…)
A disappointed Armenia
Wednesday March 19, 2008
Armenia is in shambles. People are being denied the truth. (more…)
