I think you’re fat
Wednesday September 26, 2007
By Opinion Editor, Ramela Ohanian
I think you are fat.
I think you are ugly, too.
In fact, I think you are fat, ugly, and annoying.
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Campus Adjusts to relocation and construction
Tuesday September 25, 2007
By Entertainment Editor, Colleen Park
With nothing to show for its formerly hectic atmosphere but bare walls and dusty floors, the main office now gives off an eerie resemblance to a haunted school.
The administrators have relocated to a bungalow in the teacher’s parking lot. This change, among others, is a result of the construction project the campus will undergo in the course of the next 18 months.
Students consider increase in food prices unreasonable
Tuesday September 25, 2007
By Copy Editor, Anayis Barzegar
Hot chocolate: $1.00, Corn dog: $2.00, Burrito: $2.50.
Knowing that students are not being ripped off by their school: priceless.
After fifteen years of maintaining the same prices, the Glendale Unified School District has raised the prices of most foods including Domino’s pizza, tacos, rice bowls, and the salad bar.
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Schwarzenegger signs cell phone bill into law
Tuesday September 25, 2007
By News and Copy Editor, Royze Adolfo
Buckle up, hang up, and put all messaging devices away. It is time to focus on the road.
On Thursday, Sept. 13, California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger signed a bill into law effective next July making it illegal for any driver under the age of 18 to use any mobile phone or hand-held messaging device while driving.
Minors who are caught driving while using any of such devices will be fined $20 upon their first infraction, $50 for subsequent violations.
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New Vaccine said to protect against Human Papilloma Virus
Tuesday September 25, 2007
By Co-Editor-in-Chief, Sosseh Taimoorian
According to Gardasil.com, 70 percent of cervical cancer cases are caused by HPV Types 16 and 18, while 90 percent of genital warts are caused by HPV Types 6 and 11.
Over the past year, many may have seen the popular commercial that Merck & Co., Inc., a pharmaceutical company that markets Gardasil, advertises the popular slogan, “You could be one less” victim claimed by cancer.
Stay awake by going to school late
Tuesday September 25, 2007
By Copy Editor, Anayis Barzegar
It is first period and as usual, a student is trying hard to stay awake. But the monotone drone of the teacher and the warm atmosphere of the room make it hard not to take a nap.
Slowly, the student falls into a deep trance, that is, until a classmate’s nudging says, “Snap out of it.” Awakened abruptly, the student is encountered with the teacher’s glaring eyes.
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